M is for: Much Ado about… Money!

Ahah!  Gotcha!  Bet you thought I was going to blog about Nothing….  But, I just couldn’t!   It’s not in me AND it’s not the “N” day!  I am going to attempt to show you how interested we are in money.  

I mean, we all like to get the most bang for our buck and if I’m going to “go out and touch someone”, wouldn’t it be great if I had the

Midas Touch!

Now some people might think I’m made of money, rolling in money, or that it grows on trees  in my yard ,     the way they keep asking me for it!   
Do they think I have money to burn? 

I wouldn’t give them a red cent  unless it was a cause dear to my heart.

I’ve heard of stock market investors who have made a killing and made out like bandits and some others who can barely make ends meet.   And how in the world will we be able to put in our 2 cents and pinch pennies once they obsolete our lowly coin!  Whoever was in charge of that decision has no clue of the impact of this loss!  I am still reeling with sadness that I wasn’t around to learn first hand that “two bits” was a quarter… the next generation won’t know what’s happening once they are cut off without a penny  or a penny saved is a penny earned… I can hear it already:  “Whatever!”
They can say, as Jackie Mason is said to have said:  "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."

I am only asking for a man of means  to adopt me, one who has made a mint and won’t mind parting with some seed money so I can get on the gravy train with my cash cow.     But I’m probably a day late, a dollar short, because I can’t just go at the drop of a dime  and  we’re  talking  way more than chicken feed  here!

So signing off, betting dollars to donuts, that whether you’re loaded or broke  , one thing you keep asking for is “Show Me The Money”!!

Better Be a Little “S” than a Little Less