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Tuesday, 24 April 2012

U is for: Until the cows come home!

I certainly  would not want to upset the applecart and go through the ups and downs of the upper crust… that would be an uphill battle!   I like to keep up to snuff and up-to-date and very seldom will you find me up to no good, hence, am rarely up the creek without a paddle.     (yes, Peanut Gallery - that is THE real expression)  

Until today, it’s like I’ve been under a spell, in unchartered territory, and I’ve had it up to here with all your undying affection that has gotten me nothing but unmentionable underwear, an ugly ukulele,   and umpteen unwanted unchecked utopian dreams!   Ugh!

Upsy-daisy”, I utter to my stumbling uncle, unsure of his step as he is trying to usurp the powers of the guard dog and get to the front door first.  Ultimately, he upended the upholstered unit and upset his ulcer, after utilizing his unopened umbrella  to unwrap the unique ultraviolet lamp. His urge to use the urinal went unnoticed and he had to unfortunately idle away the hours and hang on, unaided and unspent, unable to unload and very uncomfortable.  

Signing off now:  I’m climbing up the walls because I am so uneasy to be under the gun, to go under the knife.  It’s all up in the air and up for grabs at this point.  Until then…  the cows will come and go and eventually, make their way home!   

Better Be a Little “S” than a Little Less !


  1. Many expressions new to me again! Good post!

    1. thank you muchly, brother mine
      "U" are the best xxxxx

  2. What a fun post! Love all the "U" words - very creative.

  3. thank you - coming from you, it's wonderful praise! i love your blog - and the un-seriousness of it all. Did not find how to leave a comment though... again, we're talking about me who could not figure out how to post the A to Z logo on my page. Cheers! and keep on keeping on! only a few days left on this challenge.

  4. Udderly amazing! visiting from A to Z. until next time