I have decided that I will trade my Pathfinder SUV for a ….. Snow Plow! Think about it for a minute! As an unemployed person, I have to keep all my options open and my creative mind’s wheels turning clockwise at all times.
If I was to get myself a snow plow, I not only would be able to take care of my own snow dilemma but also of everyone else’s! What a feel good situation! Firstly: My clients feel good about me as a person because they can watch me do the work from inside, all warm and cozy = intrinsic reward for me ~ I’ve helped them as human beings; Secondly: since they have hired me to do the job = extrinsic reward for me ~ they feel so good about me that they actually pay me to do it = dollars to deposit in my bank account! Why didn’t I think of this before? What a waste of the last 3 snowfalls.
I am very disappointed in myself for constantly complaining about the weather: Wah, it’s too hot; Wah, it’s too humid; Wah, it rains too much; Wah, it snows too much… Time for me to take the bull by the horns and do something about it instead of sitting there, moping around and blogging about it.
Noooooooo! I won’t take it anymore!
Noooooooo! No more frozen fingers ~ the guy in the snow plow that just drove by my house was wearing a T-Shirt in his little cabin!
Noooooooo! No more frost bitten toes, it’s bound to be toasty in there, probably can wear my slippers, for crying out loud! Yesssssssssssssss!
From now on, no more tears when I hear of snow being forecasted! Time to rejoice! I get pumped just thinking about the next snowfall! Snow Days? A walk in the park! I tell you, I will make so much money, I will be rich!!!!!! Yesssssssssssssss ! ??? Well maybe rich when it snows but what about when it just rains? And when the sun is shining and no one needs a plow? What if this Global Warming thing is for real and that the temperature warms up enough that it never snows again? What’ll I do then? What will WE do then?
Well, that’s a topic for another day! I obviously have some more pondering to do.
Salut to all you snowbound people out there! Help is on the way! J
Signing off to put my mittens back on!
Better be a Little "S" than a Little Less! J
Maybe you can get one that's convertible into a Rainplow, a Sunplow or any kind of plow!
ReplyDeleteI know it's a easy one but you should try it in french; you can't do much with "charrue"!
At least here, we still need our snowplows for a few months each year.
Maybe we could share!?!? We use them in winter and you get them during summer! What do you think?!?!?
A rainplow... Never thought of that one! What a concept! What another double feel good situation! Using an existing useless resource such as a rain puddle to fill a swimming pool for a deliriously surprised would-be forever client who would save on his water bill and not feel bad about using precious water for his selfish enjoyment! i knew brains were strong in our family! Aren't you glad i'm your big sister?
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ReplyDeleteIt's the same comment as the one removed but I corrected an error in the text!
DeleteI'm sur glad you're my sister, big or not! I wouldn't have knowned what to do with a rainplow! ;)
And what about the sunplow?
Great posst thankyou
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